Dear John,

I realize that we will have nights, bad nights, like last night. If at all possible, can you give me a week between them? And in case this was a test, yes, I know, you are a wonderful baby and I am so lucky to be your mother!

I Love You,
Mom


Dear ToothFairy,

If this is all your doing, get this show on the road and quit torturing my sweet son!

With Respect,
Crazy Lady in Dallas